Sunday, August 9, 2009

Things that I hate, with Muchacho Enfermo



A random list of shit that I hate... Please feel free not to read it, I just felt the need to vent about it. And now in no particular order here is the list.

-Racism.
-Prejudice.
-Discrimination.
-Chairs that are too high.
-People with too many cats.
-Sambuca.
-House music.
-People who smile all the time for no reason.
-Politicians.
-People who work for politicians.
-Airplane stewardesses because they're so fake and they secretly hate all of us.
-Ebay for ruining my life.
-The color teal.
-Rich people that act like they're ghetto.
-Toronto.
-Public transportation after 1am on Sunday.
-People.
-Customs officers.
-The people at the passport office.
-Those pretentious fucks at the liquor store that try to "recommend a good scotch".
-Ladies with tiny dogs that come out of their purses.
-Having to work out to stay thin.
-Educated people who think they're better than me.
-Watching soccer.
-Communism.
-Cold coffee.
-The way my legs look when I wear shorts.
-Waiting.
-Wanting.
-Needing.
-Changing my guitar strings.
-Lists (like this one).
-People who claim they are artists.
-The internet (much like Ebay) For ruining my life.
-Jogging pants, don't wear them if you're not jogging.
-Exercise machines.
-Facebook.
-Youtube.
-Reality television.
-3am closing time.
-Last call.
-The fact I can't buy beer after 11pm at the store.
-Not knowing what tomorrow brings.
-The Dow Jones Industrial index.

The list goes on and on and on... But I'll stop before it gets too long to read.
(Plus in case this list makes me looks like an asshole I included a song from the Sound of Music in this post to offset this awful post.)

9 comments:

Charlie Bravo said...

Hey!!!!
I have too many cats!!!!!!!!

Muchacho Enfermo said...

Too many?
How many is that exactly?
Because I'm thinking too many is like 6 cats in a 300square foot apartment.

Charlie Bravo said...

That's the amount, the square footage is much bigger!

Charlie Bravo said...

Other than the cats, we hate the same idiots, which is healthy!

wendy said...

jajaja, tremenda lista mijo

Charlie Bravo said...

Wendy, eso de tener que poner cuerdas a la guitarra es un bofe, Ya veras que cuando el Muchacho y yo seamos famosos tendremos dos o tres guitar technicians!!!!!

wendy said...

jajajajajaja, cuentenme pa eso tambien jajajaja

Charlie Bravo said...

A no ser que tu quieras ser nuestra guitar technician!!!!

wendy said...

siiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, lo que sea, lo que sea!!!