Sunday, August 9, 2009
Things that I hate, with Muchacho Enfermo
A random list of shit that I hate... Please feel free not to read it, I just felt the need to vent about it. And now in no particular order here is the list.
-Chairs that are too high.
-People with too many cats.
-People who smile all the time for no reason.
-People who work for politicians.
-Airplane stewardesses because they're so fake and they secretly hate all of us.
-Ebay for ruining my life.
-The color teal.
-Rich people that act like they're ghetto.
-Public transportation after 1am on Sunday.
-The people at the passport office.
-Those pretentious fucks at the liquor store that try to "recommend a good scotch".
-Ladies with tiny dogs that come out of their purses.
-Having to work out to stay thin.
-Educated people who think they're better than me.
-The way my legs look when I wear shorts.
-Changing my guitar strings.
-Lists (like this one).
-People who claim they are artists.
-The internet (much like Ebay) For ruining my life.
-Jogging pants, don't wear them if you're not jogging.
-3am closing time.
-The fact I can't buy beer after 11pm at the store.
-Not knowing what tomorrow brings.
-The Dow Jones Industrial index.
The list goes on and on and on... But I'll stop before it gets too long to read.
(Plus in case this list makes me looks like an asshole I included a song from the Sound of Music in this post to offset this awful post.)