Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine's

I tribute to all the lovers out there, here's yet another classic from the Dead Milkmen!



From the 514 with love for yall!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Mas Vampiros en la Habana




















So... Wendy made me watch this movie called Vampiros en la Habana which to my surprise was really good. So I was all happy when she said there was a second part. Well, the movie wasn't as good as she remembered it being and frankly I didn't like it it at all.
For those of you who are interested in seeing it click HERE

Here is my opinion:
Score: -7/10
Review: You know when you take a shit and it's a little soft but not really hard but not really diarrhea? And it piles up at the bottom of the toilet and it smells awful and you know it's going to take you like 5 extra wipes just to get your ass clean? When that is EXACTLY what this movie is like. Don't waste your time watching this, stick to the first one...

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Choosing a wife...

A man has to choose a wife from 3 women, but he just can't make up his mind.
So he withdraws 15,000$ from the bank and gives 5000$ to each woman...

The first woman, goes shopping for nice dresses and fancy shoes, gets her hair and her nails done, goes to the tanning salon. She goes to see the man and says:
"I spent my 5000$ on making myself more beautiful for you, because I love you."

The second woman, goes shopping as well. But she buys a flat screen TV, two pairs of sneakers, gold clubs for 2 and two tennis rackets. She goes goes to see the man and says: "I spent my 5000$ on things that will make you happy, because I love you."

The third woman, takes the money and invests it in the stock market and doubles her investment. She says to the man: "Here's your 5000$ I took it and invested and made my own money so I don't have to depend on you, because I love you."

So the man thinks....

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and drinks a beer and thinks some more

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

(men think a lot despite appearances)

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

(that's a lot of thinking...)

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

And he comes to a decision... He decides he's going to marry the one with the nicest tits.

(Just because men think a lot, it doesn't mean that it's very useful...)