Thought of day...

"I'm not familiar with half the words in that sentence."

Thought of the day

"I was trying to make mashed potatoes from laundry detergent"

Letter H-"Hentai"2

Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.

Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 14 year old boys with 15 inch erections. 14 year old school girls with breasts better than most 21 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.

For women, their is no such thing as a flat-chested no-breasted woman - at least in professional hentai anyway. Their breasts are perfect and natural - not tainted by surgery with scars and abnormals. They are perfect. Hentai is perfection.

Hentai can involve anything sexual. Lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex,aural sex, anal sex, naisal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course heterosexual vaginal sex. Hentai isn't always sexual penetration with a group or pair of people. It can be a woman/man/tranny posing or masturbating. It could be a group kissing or undressing or fondling each other.

Hentai has no limits. That is why it is so great. I have nothing against real pornography, I enjoy it also. But hentai is perfect. Normal pornography is not. Hentai is beautiful.

well we finish with the Hentai lesson...... for now

Letter H-"Hentai"

If you've ever seen hentai then you will be put into one of 3 groups

1)lovers
2)loathers

3)laughers

1)lovers are the ones who basically love hentai, i dont think their is anything wrong with it, as long as they dont take it waaaaay too seriously

-oh man she is total hottnes and i love that green hair, im going the bathroom for the next 15-30 minutes

2)loathers, lovers worst nightmare, go round saying nerds jack off over this and that real women are better, this may be obviously true but i dont criticise peoples beliefs

-oh man, your are so sick jacking off to your cartoons. get a life you geek. get some real porn!

3)ah, my group. laughers are the guys who see it and just start laughing at it, not hating it, but not loving it either, these are the guys who play games like franks adventure and those damn simgirl games just forthe hell of completing it before their friend (who happens to be a lover)

-lover:hey, check this picture out loather:oh you sad bastard!
laugher:OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! i never knew women could do that man, dude! sick!

4)A common practice in hentai is to stretch the sex acts beyond the beyonds of normal human sex. Hentai is based off of a very old practice of drawing sexually explicit acts in order to aid the process of masturbation and has, actually, a richer history than pornography.

-"Holy shit, look at that hentai, it's like each sweat pore deserves penetration!"

uhnm, this is all for today, we will continue tomorrow...

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