Sunday, April 25, 2010

Letter H-"Hentai"

If you've ever seen hentai then you will be put into one of 3 groups

1)lovers
2)loathers
3)laughers

1)lovers are the ones who basically love hentai, i dont think their is anything wrong with it, as long as they dont take it waaaaay too seriously

-oh man she is total hottnes and i love that green hair, im going the bathroom for the next 15-30 minutes

2)loathers, lovers worst nightmare, go round saying nerds jack off over this and that real women are better, this may be obviously true but i dont criticise peoples beliefs

-oh man, your are so sick jacking off to your cartoons. get a life you geek. get some real porn!

3)ah, my group. laughers are the guys who see it and just start laughing at it, not hating it, but not loving it either, these are the guys who play games like franks adventure and those damn simgirl games just forthe hell of completing it before their friend (who happens to be a lover)

-lover:hey, check this picture out loather:oh you sad bastard!
laugher:OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! i never knew women could do that man, dude! sick!

4)A common practice in hentai is to stretch the sex acts beyond the beyonds of normal human sex. Hentai is based off of a very old practice of drawing sexually explicit acts in order to aid the process of masturbation and has, actually, a richer history than pornography.

-"Holy shit, look at that hentai, it's like each sweat pore deserves penetration!"

uhnm, this is all for today, we will continue tomorrow...

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