Thursday, April 1, 2010

Letter D- "Drunk"

1->When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

-arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

2->A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

-Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off.

3->Chemically incovienenced

-"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"

4->A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

-If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

5->an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

-MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

6->Past tense of "drink".

-You drunk my beer!

7->Spinning without moving.

-I am drunker than fuck right now!

well this is all for today...


Muchacho Enfermo said...

This one is by FAR my favorite definition and one that usually applies to me if I'm drinking: "When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."
(I'm sure Wendy can attest to that!)

wendy said...

yep, i think that will be just yours!!!