1->When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
-arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)
2->A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
-Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off.
3->Chemically incovienenced
-"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"
4->A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.
-If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!
5->an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
-MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?
6->Past tense of "drink".
-You drunk my beer!
7->Spinning without moving.
-I am drunker than fuck right now!
well this is all for today...
2 comments:
This one is by FAR my favorite definition and one that usually applies to me if I'm drinking: "When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."
(I'm sure Wendy can attest to that!)
yep, i think that will be just yours!!!
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