Thursday, April 15, 2010

Letter F - "Finger"

1.Something often found in Wendy's Chili.

-"Oh my God... There's a finger in my chili.." "How the hell...?" "I don't know shit man, I swear all I did was take a dump in the chili. I don't remember anything about no finger."

2.The main body part needed when you want to finger yourself.

-That guy is totally fingering himself in Mc Donalds!

3.A wierd bone which sprouted out of your hand... It's of no use cut the f-cking thing off.

-Halle Berry often uses her finger to shove it into her crotch, then her ass and then back into her mouth. Afterwards she usually moans in orgasmic pleasure. insert your finger in a girl's vagina, causing her great pleasure. best used with the 'come here' motion of your finger.

-yo mamma's such a slut she needs the whole arm to feel anything when she gets fingered.

5.(Noun)Part of the hand used for holding, grasping or touching an object

-Hold the card with your fingers only.

6.(Verb)The act of inserting one or all of the fingers in the vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.

-Holy shit! Check out that chic fingering her pussy! Damn!

7.When a guy sticks a few of his fingers into a girls vagina hard and fast until she orgasms

-He fingered me so good i was screaming and could barely walk the next day

8.The brilliant art of using your fingers to cause a woman to become wetter than ever and to orgasm and still want to scream.

-Emma really likes to be fingered.

9.To stick your finger up a girl's pussy to give her pleasure.

Girl 1: Truth or dare?
Girl 2: Dare
Girl 1: I dare you to finger yourself!
Girl 2: Okay, sure!

well.... you know...

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