I got this in my inbox today... I laughed a little... but it's still a pretty bad forward! On the brith side it wasn't a chain email!
STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know. ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful,Intelligent,Ecologist''
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
''Double Income , No Kids Yet. '
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know.
''Rich, Urban, Biker. '
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
''Double Income , Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know.
'Wash, Iron, Fuck and Entertain.''