Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Letter I - "INTERNET"

1-A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

-The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

2-A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

-I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

3-A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

4-the what?

5-A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

-The sex industry owns the Internet now.

6-A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.

-Maria and Soila took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.

7-A net used to capture rogue interns.

-Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency

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