Friday, March 26, 2010

"Letter B" - "Bukkake"

1->When a Mommy gets down and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and another Daddy and yet another Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturizer.
Damn.. do I have to draw it out for ya?

-Too bad. I'm lazy ;3

-Bukkake: ohhh ohhh OHHHH *6 splurts* *dripdrip* *lick* mm..


2->A sex act, originating in Japan, involving a large group of men taking turns ejaculating on a womans face.

-That Japanese bitch will have a face full of cum after that bukkake !

3->When a group of guys blow their load all over someone- be it a woman, man, animal, food item, whatever. A mushy biscuit is a bukkake game in which participants masturbate as fast as they can until they come on to a biscuit. Whoever comes last has to eat the now mushy biscuit.

-Jon, Dan, Zach, Matt, Dan and Mike all bukkake'd their enemies.
-Matt lost the game of mushy biscuit and almost threw up eating it

4->The involvement of multiple males spanking their monkeys and spreading their muck over a willing female (please note: man fat is not a subsitute for the RDA of protein)

-"Pam you know your friend that love the bukkake? What's her number again?"

5->noun. Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

- I think you have a future in bukkake videos.

6->verb. To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

-Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.

7->Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

-Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don't bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don't bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department's entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don't wear anything nice. We'll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we're finished. Hope you like semen!

well this is all for today...

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