More weird Fish!!!!

Letter C- "Cunt"

1->Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.

-My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.

2->For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.

-I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.

3->The tastiest meal known to man.

-I love eating her cunt...

4->A slang word for a vagina.

-I have a dripping wet cunt.

5->The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty.

Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt?
American feminist: I find that insulting
Sick Aussie Cunt: Piss off

6->It has almost replaced the word 'mate', often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can't be bothered trying to remember your name.

Sick Aussie Cunt 1: Sup cunt?
Sick Aussie Cunt 2: Nothing much, cunt

7->Cunt in other languages:

-pidh, piçkë, píca, kunda, con, putain, salope, salaud, saligaud, kut, trut, muts, lul, eikel, vittu, Fotze, figa, fica, stronza, stronzo, bastardo, cunnu, puki, fitte, pizda, cipa, cipsko, conas, pizda, pizdá, pit, pica, chocha, chucha, coño, concha.

this is all, i hope you have learn something today...

Human fish

Maybe we are fish and no monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Letter B" - "Bukkake"

1->When a Mommy gets down and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and another Daddy and yet another Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturizer.

Damn.. do I have to draw it out for ya?

-Too bad. I'm lazy ;3

-Bukkake: ohhh ohhh OHHHH *6 splurts* *dripdrip* *lick* mm..

2->A sex act, originating in Japan, involving a large group of men taking turns ejaculating on a womans face.

-That Japanese bitch will have a face full of cum after that bukkake !

3->When a group of guys blow their load all over someone- be it a woman, man, animal, food item, whatever. A mushy biscuit is a bukkake game in which participants masturbate as fast as they can until they come on to a biscuit. Whoever comes last has to eat the now mushy biscuit.

-Jon, Dan, Zach, Matt, Dan and Mike all bukkake'd their enemies.
-Matt lost the game of mushy biscuit and almost threw up eating it

4->The involvement of multiple males spanking their monkeys and spreading their muck over a willing female (please note: man fat is not a subsitute for the RDA of protein)

-"Pam you know your friend that love the bukkake? What's her number again?"

5->noun. Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

- I think you have a future in bukkake videos.

6->verb. To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

-Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.

7->Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

-Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don't bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don't bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department's entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don't wear anything nice. We'll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we're finished. Hope you like semen!

well this is all for today...

Barreleye fish, Que feo!!

well this is a f***ing weird fish

Wendy Dictionary "letter A"- "ASS"

well i have been thinking in doing a dictionary that relate with this blog and now i decide to try so what im gonna do is write the meaning of work with a correspondent letter until i finish the alphabet and if it has good comments i start again, of course, giving others words meaning.

Letter A: - "ASS".

1->Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.

"Man, this sandwich smells like ass!"

2->Something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.

-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad

3->Bender's most frequently uttered word.

-Bite my shiny metal ass.

4->Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus.

-Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass.

5->Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person.

-Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school.

6->Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of.

-Shit, that was a packed-ass club.
-Whoah, that's a big-ass monster.

7->Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.

- Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.

8->n. A type of donkey or mule.

-I rode my ass up the mountain.

9->n. A slang term to describe the buttox.

-I'll sake my ass in your face.

10->n. A stupid or foolish person.

- Stop being an ass!

11->A Place where courageous people do the nasty.

12->Types of ass.

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

And this is all for today....

ANd back by popular demand....

Well not really any demand at all actually, but fuck it... it's our blog we can post whatever we want!

Loa mejores munequitos Cubanos?

I'm stealing Cyanide and Happiness!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'm still around...

I have a terrible lack of presence here...
So, there you go:

I'm getting there..,

Please no mas Matojo!!!!

Matojo 2

Matojo..

uhnnn lo que siempre me acordava cada ves que ponian este munequito, es que a mi no me toco el refresco, pero bueno, para lo que nunca an visto munequitos cubanos...

The Annoying Thing 2..

Valla muchacho

The Annoying Thing..

This is for muchacho, because he never understand when i talk about Crazy Frog

We are going to Jackson!!!!

We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town.

Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health.
Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,
Yeah, go to Jackson; go comb your hair!
Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson.
See if I care.

When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat.
'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson.
"Goodbye," that's all she wrote.

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
Yeah, go to Jackson, you big-talkin' man.
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan,

Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went.
I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact.
Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back.

Well, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout'
And we've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went...