Choosing a wife...

A man has to choose a wife from 3 women, but he just can't make up his mind.
So he withdraws 15,000$ from the bank and gives 5000$ to each woman...

The first woman, goes shopping for nice dresses and fancy shoes, gets her hair and her nails done, goes to the tanning salon. She goes to see the man and says:
"I spent my 5000$ on making myself more beautiful for you, because I love you."

The second woman, goes shopping as well. But she buys a flat screen TV, two pairs of sneakers, gold clubs for 2 and two tennis rackets. She goes goes to see the man and says: "I spent my 5000$ on things that will make you happy, because I love you."

The third woman, takes the money and invests it in the stock market and doubles her investment. She says to the man: "Here's your 5000$ I took it and invested and made my own money so I don't have to depend on you, because I love you."

So the man thinks....

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and drinks a beer and thinks some more

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

(men think a lot despite appearances)

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

(that's a lot of thinking...)

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

and thinks...

And he comes to a decision... He decides he's going to marry the one with the nicest tits.

(Just because men think a lot, it doesn't mean that it's very useful...)