Monday, October 26, 2009
Muchacho's Shoes on Kiss Concert..
sooo yeah i when for the first time in my life to a kiss concert and.... it was grate!!!!! and i was almost there, and all thanks to muchacho, he pay for my ticket!!!!!! he is such a good guy!! so thank you, thank you muchacho, so yeah, deya, next time we go togeter!!!
we made some movies, so wait for muchacho!!!, muaaaa
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Mentira v/s Verdad
Hey, en que andas?
chatee u npoco con Deya esta mañana...
Y tu que?
13:03Wendy
na aki en la escuela que no paro
13:03Charlie
Estoy pinchando haciendo una casa en el medio del campo.... tuve que ir ayer, y todo era un campo llenos de vacas toros, yeguas y caballos.
No vi ni un solo puerco.... y habia unos cuantos viñedos pero el vino de esa zona es una mierda, meao de ardilla ligado con cascara de flor de peo.
13:04Wendy
jajajajaj
13:04Charlie
La flor de peo, es la flor nacional de Cuba....
Digo yo.
13:05Wendy
jajaja no cro que no, creo es es la mariposa
13:05Charlie
si lo se, pero siempre digo qu ees la flor de peo o la flor de la campana, que si la fumas cojes tremendo vuele.
13:06Wendy
jajaja siertp
13:08Charlie
A mi esposa, que no es cubana, le dije que la flor nacional era la flor de peo, y el animal nacional eran dos, la jutia y la jicotea. Y la mariposa nacional la mariposa prieta de la luz...
Creo que le dije tambien que el pajaro nacional era el aura tiñosa.... hehehe.
13:09Wendy
jajajajaja, ok, jajaja tengo que aprenderme todo eso para segir pasando esa informacion
jajajaja
13:09Charlie
claro, claro....
A ese paso volveremos locos a todo el mundo.
13:10Wendy
jejej bueno creo que ese es el goal no
13:10Charlie
claro que si. Por ejemplo, el pez nacional puede ser el guaican o pez pega...
O la claria!
o el manjuari.... el mamifero nacional puede ser el manati.
13:11Wendy
jajajaj seguro
13:12Charlie
Y poner el cangrejo moro y la jaiba en el escudo, con matas de guao y escobaamarga... hehehe
13:12Wendy
jajajaja, uhnnn creo que lo voy a poner en el bog
13:12Charlie
como quieras!
13:13Wendy
jejej seguro haver si confundimos a un poco de gente
13:13Charlie
crear confusion, esa es la cosa.
13:14Wendy
:)
bueno, te dejo que tengo que trabajar.... besos. Saludame al almiqui, no se te olvide ponerlo tambien.
13:15Wendy
jajajs seguro, jejej, dale que yo estoy dando clases
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Mexican candy...
I posted about this stuff on my other blog a few months ago when I first discovered the magic of Mexican candy...
Well now I received more of them from a misguided friend who thinks that I love this stuff.
Can anyone explain to me why the f&ck Mexican candy tastes so strange? I mean we have skittles and stuff and they taste sweet and have fake fruit flavors and stuff... But this stuff is just evil. There's always a spicy-saltiness to the flavor of weird and strange exotic fruits that I don't know that makes it taste more like sour yogurt mixed with cayenne pepper than anything else.
One day, next time I'm in Mexico, I'm going straight to where these things are made and I'm going to demand so god damned answers! Who's with me?
Friday, October 2, 2009
Worst beer EVER
I went to the liquor store the other day to restock my wine cellar and saw this adorable bottle of beer with a skeleton sitting on a barrel on it with the catchy name "Dead Guy Ale"... Well I should have looked down and also read "Oregon Brewed" because if I had I wouldn't have shelled out 4$ for one bottle of what ended up being the worst tasting beer in the world.
I've always said never judge a boor by it's cover... the same goes for liquor. The quality of what's inside is usually in direct reverse-proportion of the quality of its outside. (Except in the case of Unibroue beers which I will discuss in a later post).
So people don't be fooled by "Dead Guy Ale"... While I do not wish death upon the people responsible for brewing this shit, I do wish something bad to happen to them along the lines of a flat tire or girl with "really big feet"...
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Stupid Tester, Online Timewasters with Muchacho
STUPID TESTER
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Your Score Summary
Overall, you scored as follows:
76% scored higher (more stupid),
3% scored the same, and
21% scored lower (less stupid).
You are 21% stupid. This means...
You are far from stupid. Congrats on a great accomplishment!