1. Your presence is a present to the world.
2. You're unique and one of a kind.
3. Your life can be what you want it to be.
4. Take the days just one at a time.
5. Count your blessings, not your troubles.
6. You'll make it through whatever comes along.
7. Within you are so many answers.
8. Understand, have courage, be strong.
9. Don't put limits on yourself.
10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize.
13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets.
15. Don't take things too seriously.
16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
17. Remember that a little love goes a long way.
18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever.
19. Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
20. Life's treasures are people . . . together.
21. Realize that it's never too late.
22. Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
23. Have health and hope and happiness.
24. Take the time to wish upon a star.
And don't ever forget . . . For even a day . . . How very special you are.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
What about ATTITUDE....
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call.
Shop-owner replied Sweety this is not a STD, but you can do one call.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
======== jajaja === too much.... =======
Shop-owner replied Sweety this is not a STD, but you can do one call.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
======== jajaja === too much.... =======
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Just see the link, please..
Vídeo grabado simultáneamente en 21 países, dando como resultado esta maravilla. Ojala te agrade. Para mi gusto, simplemente excepcional. No compartirlo sería privarte de la oportunidad de apreciar este bello musical. Saludos. Clica el link. Y SI YA LO VISTE !! DISFRUTALO OTRA VEZ.
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741
Right person for right the job
How to choose right person for the job?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed room with an open window,Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation
If they are counting the Bricks,Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them....Put them in auditing .
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,then Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order,Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other,Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping,Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces,Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle,Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day,Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window,Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least......If they are talking to each other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In top management
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed room with an open window,Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation
If they are counting the Bricks,Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them....Put them in auditing .
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,then Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order,Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other,Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping,Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces,Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle,Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day,Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window,Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least......If they are talking to each other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In top management
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Fried eggs...
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Please Leave...
It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.
She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea....
He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?" about twenty people stood.
Then he asked " Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" about twenty five people stood up.
The He smiled and said
- "Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party".
========= jajajajaja ========
She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea....
He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?" about twenty people stood.
Then he asked " Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" about twenty five people stood up.
The He smiled and said
- "Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party".
========= jajajajaja ========
Woman Says vs Man Hears
Is been a long time since the last time that i wrote, but im really busy finishing the school, sorry for the people that read this "PoS" blog....
So here is a litter joke: "What a woman says and What a man hears"
A woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
Don't do laundry right now!
A man hears...
Blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
Blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
=========== jejeje ========= yeah =========== <3 ===
So here is a litter joke: "What a woman says and What a man hears"
A woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
Don't do laundry right now!
A man hears...
Blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
Blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
=========== jejeje ========= yeah =========== <3 ===
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