Mi carta, para ti, esta de Navidad

Hola, Fabiana.

Hoy es Navidad y pienso en todas las personas que otorgan significado a mi vida, sin importar las creencias, dejando aparte las diferencias, con la igualdad de las almas desnudas.
Pienso en todo aquello por lo que debo estar agradecido, a pesar de la adversidades también vividas, recordando a Ghandi cuando las interpreta como la disciplina necesaria para alcanzar las grandes obras.
Doy gracias por el bienestar de los seres queridos, por mi pasión por la vida y por las letras, por los amigos de verdad, y por tantas cosas que, día a día, con mi imperfección, dejo pasar inadvertidas.
Y comparto esto contigo, justo antes de la comida de Navidad, porque tú formas parte de lo que es importante para mi, y porque tengo mucho que agradecerte.
Te doy las GRACIAS, por ser parte de mi vida y por dejarme ser parte de un rincón de tu historia.
Te doy las GRACIAS por hacer la vida más humana con tu creatividad, por mantener tu esencia incluso en los momentos más asperos, por recordar quién eres y lo que eres cuando otros abandonan.
Te doy las GRACIAS por sentir, por mantener los sueños de la gente con los tuyos propios, por regalarles historias que les recuerdan que son algo más que hormigas grises, que importan más que el asfalto de las calles o las luces navideñas.
Y te doy las GRACIAS por todo lo que vales, y porque no las oyes las suficientes veces, ni lo suficientemente alto.
Por eso, hoy te lo grito yo a voces, por todos aquellos que callan y deberían hablar:
!GRACIAS! ¡GRACIAS POR SER TÚ! ¡GRACIAS POR VIVIR! ¡GRACIAS POR COMPARTIR CONMIGO!
Feliz Navidad,
Valentín

Valentí­n Fernández-Tubau
Cofundador de abcguionistas y Ars-Media

letter k- "Kinky"

1-Foot-sucking, rubber wearing, pee on me, fruit-fuckin', candlewax drippin', long fingernail scrapin', tossed salad eatin',multiple partner havin', she-male, oil-drenched, chocolate sauce, whipped cream covered,vibrator usin',dress-up,banned in 30states type of sex.

-We had kinky sex on the patio last night!
-Really? What's a patio?

2- Engaging in some form of BDSM or enjoying nonstandard sexual or sensual stimulation. The opposite of vanilla.

-My boyfriend and I are sort of kinky. Last night was great, but I still have rope burns on my wrists.

3-a tendency to like things, sexually or not, that may not apeal to a majority; open to experimentation.

-wow, Gozde sure is kinky whenever she gets near ahmet.

4-Besides describing hair, rope, and sex, "kinky" can also be used as a general word for acknowledging something someone has said as being interesting, neat, cool, awesome, groovy, gnarly, sweet, etc. It can also be used to mean okay, in the sense that you are agreeing with someone. It should always be said in monotone, even if you're excited. It should also be pronounced as fast as possible.

-Hey, we're all going over to Carl's house after the movie.
-Kinky.

-I got us front row tickets for {insert band here}!
-Kinky. (note that you don't exclaim it, even though you are excited; simply say it in monotone)

5-someone who loves mad crazy hot sweaty hardcore sex; try-sexual,will try nething once; sexy;vixen;freak,ie;kinky ie; me silly!

-xoxo *Marilyn* -muah- xoxo

6-Usually something you haven't tried yet. Other times, twisted tightly.

-You want me to shove this where, while I'm doing you from behind? - That's kinky!

-Look at the kinky fro on that dude!

7-A kinky person is a person who can make other ppl think dirty things about them or a kinky person is a person who thinks dirty, basicly it consists of these items

-Gag balls, whipped cream, red bras, chocolate syrup,and all other seductive items...

-And all types of sexy, anal sex, vaginal sex, licking sex, sucking and etc...

-Nate was wearing a Kinky bra yesterday! ;)

8-kinky (kin-ky) it is a type of furry animal. something hairy, puffy, fluffy, poofy, furry.

-woah!!that thing is kinky

9-Kinky is when u have nipple rings,jump starter,car battery,and a person u trust..then u get jump started...or..TESERD!!!!!

-When a guy named WILL gets to excited n dreams about things!!!!!

10-the state of unsaturated fats, due to a lack of one or more hydrogen atoms on carbon skeleton; results in fluidity at room temperature

-The kinky state of unsaturated fats makes them better for you, becasue they will not bind to your arteries.

11-Sexual practices that many people view as wild, unusual, or extreme. Definitions of this word vary from person to person; someone might think wearing a red bra is kinky, or having sex with the lights on, but someone else will classify kinky as being suspended from the ceiling, whipped, and gagged.

Guys are often surprised to discover that quiet girls are the kinkiest. But they're only quiet because they're imagining having lots of kinky sex.

-I went out with this librarian the other night, and I thought she'd be prude, but at the end of the night she let me tie her up and spank her. She was nice and kinky

well this is all for today, see ya!!

Letter J - "Jesus"

1-Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

-Jesus:be nice to others.

2-The dude who mows my lawn.

-Jesus, you missed a spot.

3-A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

-Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

4-Jesus lived a really long time ago in the Holy Land. He taught a lot of people to be nice to each other. He told stories, called parables, to help people understand about heaven and blah..bla..bablah..ba..blah..bablah..blah

5-The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

-In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!

6-A good answer for pretty much anything.

Billy: Hey Tom, what's the answer to #2?
Tom: Jesus.

7-One of the good guys.

-Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.

8-A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

9-Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.

Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

well this is all for today... maybe we will continue discosting this chapter on next class...

Did you know..

Oh MY God, did you know that there are people that actually read this blog!!!! not misunderstand i know that there are some people that read it, por example: Erlis in Cuba, but i didnt know that there where people that read it in Canada, did you hear that!! CANADA, someone ask exactamente when i was gonna post the next letter, that why did i stop after the letter H, ohh it made really happy(but my friend just for you to know i post letter I like 10 days ago!,but lets forget about that litter incident) :) and just for you to know i havent post the "J" because i cant fine a good definition to it, but im still working just wait a litter more, well i say bye for now...muaaaa
Happy, happy...happy, happy, happy...Happy!!!...Happy!!!!...Happy!!!!!
(that is my litter song)

Letter I - "INTERNET"

1-A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

-The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

2-A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

-I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

3-A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

4-the what?

5-A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

-The sex industry owns the Internet now.

6-A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.

-Maria and Soila took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.

7-A net used to capture rogue interns.

-Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency

Sorry!!!

sorry, sorry, sorry... i really haven't have time to write anything in a long time, actually I'm trying to finish my school in less time, by my count, if i take a lot of classes now i can finish by December, i take out a year!! and that is a lot.
i just wanted you to know that if you don't see me writing is not because I dont care about my blog, is because i have a lot of exams :(
but well i will try to start writing at least with my dictionary, as soon i get my hans on the internet again
muaaaa

Letter H-"Hentai"2

Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.

Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 14 year old boys with 15 inch erections. 14 year old school girls with breasts better than most 21 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.

For women, their is no such thing as a flat-chested no-breasted woman - at least in professional hentai anyway. Their breasts are perfect and natural - not tainted by surgery with scars and abnormals. They are perfect. Hentai is perfection.

Hentai can involve anything sexual. Lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex,aural sex, anal sex, naisal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course heterosexual vaginal sex. Hentai isn't always sexual penetration with a group or pair of people. It can be a woman/man/tranny posing or masturbating. It could be a group kissing or undressing or fondling each other.

Hentai has no limits. That is why it is so great. I have nothing against real pornography, I enjoy it also. But hentai is perfect. Normal pornography is not. Hentai is beautiful.

well we finish with the Hentai lesson...... for now

Letter D- "Drunk"

1->When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

-arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

2->A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

-Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off.

3->Chemically incovienenced

-"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"

4->A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

-If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

5->an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

-MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

6->Past tense of "drink".

-You drunk my beer!

7->Spinning without moving.

-I am drunker than fuck right now!

well this is all for today...

"Letter B" - "Bukkake"

1->When a Mommy gets down and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and another Daddy and yet another Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturizer.

Damn.. do I have to draw it out for ya?

-Too bad. I'm lazy ;3

-Bukkake: ohhh ohhh OHHHH *6 splurts* *dripdrip* *lick* mm..

2->A sex act, originating in Japan, involving a large group of men taking turns ejaculating on a womans face.

-That Japanese bitch will have a face full of cum after that bukkake !

3->When a group of guys blow their load all over someone- be it a woman, man, animal, food item, whatever. A mushy biscuit is a bukkake game in which participants masturbate as fast as they can until they come on to a biscuit. Whoever comes last has to eat the now mushy biscuit.

-Jon, Dan, Zach, Matt, Dan and Mike all bukkake'd their enemies.
-Matt lost the game of mushy biscuit and almost threw up eating it

4->The involvement of multiple males spanking their monkeys and spreading their muck over a willing female (please note: man fat is not a subsitute for the RDA of protein)

-"Pam you know your friend that love the bukkake? What's her number again?"

5->noun. Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

- I think you have a future in bukkake videos.

6->verb. To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

-Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.

7->Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

-Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don't bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don't bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department's entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don't wear anything nice. We'll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we're finished. Hope you like semen!

well this is all for today...

Dear Blog...

Dear blog...

I know it's been a while and like with any relationship it gets kind of awkward after one person stops paying attention to the other. And well... let's face it, neither Wendy, Deya or I have been paying much attention to you have we?

I mean, I know that you're fun and everything, but you're a lot of work... I guess what I'm trying to say is that your high maintenance. Look at it from our perspective: we need to type a username, then remember our passwords? THEN we have to type some posts? I mean seriously! That's a lot of work!!!

We're the ones who make you look good and people pay attention to you because of us! When was the last time you did something for yourself? I mean I go away for a few days and you're still showing the same old post saying the same old thing! Do you even care about how you look in front of others? I don't think so....

Well blog, I'm hoping that this letter has shed some light on to why none of us have tried to maintain you lately... Start by helping yourself and we'll help you. And for god sakes, I stop drinking yourself to sleep every night and maybe one of us will come and write on you one of these days...

Until then peace out,

Muchacho Enfermo

PS: We know what you did last summer... and you should be ashamed!