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Ahora si!! THE FUTURE TECHNOLOGY!

just when i was getting really bored i found this!

EL AVE FUSIL MAGINFICA LO DA TODO!

valla y aki me tienes promocionando la escuela de baile " el manicero", no realmente por que son buenos bailando pues ni los conosco, pero simplemente por el hecho de hacer este video...



ella kiere un pedaso, yo le digo k no, k no, k no!! que se lo doy entero!

no te da ganas de vailar cuando lo ves? :)
y todo gracias a markitos que me paso el viedo :P

MOONWALKER

After some time of thinking, i have came to realize we all have been playing the dum part of the movie. Been MICHAEL JACKSON the protagonist, we the audience, and his dance the waw factor, when all his moves came to race because this little bird!, and of couse the trainer...


:P

“EL LIMON”

….Es un producto que puede eliminar las células cancerosas. Es 10,000 veces más potente que la quimioterapia y todas sus partes son útiles: su pulpa se la puede comer directamente o se la emplea normalmente, para elaborar bebidas, sorbetes, dulces etc.

Esta planta tiene fuertes efectos anticancerígenos, y aunque se le atribuyen muchas más propiedades, lo más interesante es el efecto que produce sobre los quistes y los tumores.

Se la considera como un agente anti-microbial de amplio espectro contra las infecciones bacterianas y por hongos; es eficaz contra los parásitos internos y gusanos, regula la tensión arterial alta y es antidepresiva pues combate la tensión y los desórdenes nerviosos.

La fuente procede de uno de los fabricantes de medicinas más grandes del mundo, quien afirma que después de más de 20 pruebas de laboratorio, realizadas a partir de 1970 los extractos revelaron que:

Destruye las células malignas en 12 tipos de cáncer, incluyendo el de colon, de pecho, de próstata, de pulmón y del páncreas…
Los compuestos de este árbol demostraron actuar 10,000 veces mejor retardando el crecimiento de las células de cáncer que el producto Adriamycin, una droga quimioterapéutica, normalmente usada en el mundo.

Y lo que es todavía más asombroso: este tipo de terapia, con el extracto de limón, destruye tan sólo las malignas células del cáncer y no afecta las células sanas.

Ja..

Un hombre se sube a un avión en el aeropuerto de Ciudad de México, con destino a Nueva York, y al sentarse descubre a una mujer guapísima que va entrando al avión.

Se da cuenta que se dirige hacia su asiento y ... ¡¡lotería!! se acomoda en el lugar de al lado.

¡¡Hola!! - pregunta: ¿ Viaje de negocios o de vacaciones ?
- Ella lo mira y le responde de manera encantadora: - De trabajo, voy a la Convención Anual de Ninfomanías en los Estados Unidos.

- Traga saliva...... aquí esta una de las mujeres más hermosa que ha visto en su vida, sentada a su lado y va a ... ¡¡ Una convención de ninfomanías !!

Luchando por mantener una actitud correcta, le pregunta calmadamente:
- ¿ Y que hace usted exactamente en esta Convención ?
- Conferencista. . le responde .... hablo desde mi experiencia, para desmitificar muchos mitos sobre la sexualidad.

-¿ De veras ? - sonríe - ¿ Y qué mitos son estos ?

- Bueno, ella le explica.. Uno muy popular es que los NEGROS son los hombres mejor dotados físicamente, cuando en realidad son los INDIOS o INDÍGENAS los que poseen esta cualidad.

- Otro mito muy popular es que los FRANCESES son los mejores amantes, cuando en realidad son los de ascendencia GRIEGA. Y también hemos comprobado que los mejores amantes en potencia, en todas las categorías
son de origen ESPAÑOL.

De pronto la mujer se incomoda y se sonroja ... Perdón .... le dice .. en realidad no debería estar hablando de todo esto con usted .... ¡¡ Cuando ni siquiera sé su nombre !!

- ¡¡ PLUMA BLANCA !! le responde .. ¡¡ PLUMA BLANCA PAPADOPULOS PÉREZ !! ... pero mis amigos me dicen ..... ¡¡ MANOLO !!

Nuevo signo zodiacal...

Just see the link, please..

Vídeo grabado simultáneamente en 21 países, dando como resultado esta maravilla. Ojala te agrade. Para mi gusto, simplemente excepcional. No compartirlo sería privarte de la oportunidad de apreciar este bello musical. Saludos. Clica el link. Y SI YA LO VISTE !! DISFRUTALO OTRA VEZ.

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741

L - is for LATINA

I know this is usually Wendy's thing... But well I figured I'd chime in and do at least one letter in the whole alphabet...

1- Hot, sexy and sensual chicks who have the nicest asses, nice curves everywhere and look good in everything and best of all...black hair (well the most of us)...
"Nosotras si que somos lo que se puede decir sexy!"

2- The sexiest women in da world!
"damn dat latina mami is sexxy as hell"

3- The hottest women on the face of the earth. No other woman comes close. They have tan-mocha skin, dark black hair, the best asses and curves ever. Not to mention some seriously addictive pussy. Their asses are amazing. They are possibly the only woman that can still be attractive when over weight.

4- A lady with Hispanic roots. They can look either fine, good, cute, beautiful or sexy. They have a chance to become the most beautiful human creatures on this planet.
"He began to get himself ready, and as he sat in his chair, the latina came out in her sexy lingerie. He was ready to have the best night of his life."

5- Every man on Earth wishes he had a Latina by his side.

letter k- "Kinky"

1-Foot-sucking, rubber wearing, pee on me, fruit-fuckin', candlewax drippin', long fingernail scrapin', tossed salad eatin',multiple partner havin', she-male, oil-drenched, chocolate sauce, whipped cream covered,vibrator usin',dress-up,banned in 30states type of sex.

-We had kinky sex on the patio last night!
-Really? What's a patio?

2- Engaging in some form of BDSM or enjoying nonstandard sexual or sensual stimulation. The opposite of vanilla.

-My boyfriend and I are sort of kinky. Last night was great, but I still have rope burns on my wrists.

3-a tendency to like things, sexually or not, that may not apeal to a majority; open to experimentation.

-wow, Gozde sure is kinky whenever she gets near ahmet.

4-Besides describing hair, rope, and sex, "kinky" can also be used as a general word for acknowledging something someone has said as being interesting, neat, cool, awesome, groovy, gnarly, sweet, etc. It can also be used to mean okay, in the sense that you are agreeing with someone. It should always be said in monotone, even if you're excited. It should also be pronounced as fast as possible.

-Hey, we're all going over to Carl's house after the movie.
-Kinky.

-I got us front row tickets for {insert band here}!
-Kinky. (note that you don't exclaim it, even though you are excited; simply say it in monotone)

5-someone who loves mad crazy hot sweaty hardcore sex; try-sexual,will try nething once; sexy;vixen;freak,ie;kinky ie; me silly!

-xoxo *Marilyn* -muah- xoxo

6-Usually something you haven't tried yet. Other times, twisted tightly.

-You want me to shove this where, while I'm doing you from behind? - That's kinky!

-Look at the kinky fro on that dude!

7-A kinky person is a person who can make other ppl think dirty things about them or a kinky person is a person who thinks dirty, basicly it consists of these items

-Gag balls, whipped cream, red bras, chocolate syrup,and all other seductive items...

-And all types of sexy, anal sex, vaginal sex, licking sex, sucking and etc...

-Nate was wearing a Kinky bra yesterday! ;)

8-kinky (kin-ky) it is a type of furry animal. something hairy, puffy, fluffy, poofy, furry.

-woah!!that thing is kinky

9-Kinky is when u have nipple rings,jump starter,car battery,and a person u trust..then u get jump started...or..TESERD!!!!!

-When a guy named WILL gets to excited n dreams about things!!!!!

10-the state of unsaturated fats, due to a lack of one or more hydrogen atoms on carbon skeleton; results in fluidity at room temperature

-The kinky state of unsaturated fats makes them better for you, becasue they will not bind to your arteries.

11-Sexual practices that many people view as wild, unusual, or extreme. Definitions of this word vary from person to person; someone might think wearing a red bra is kinky, or having sex with the lights on, but someone else will classify kinky as being suspended from the ceiling, whipped, and gagged.

Guys are often surprised to discover that quiet girls are the kinkiest. But they're only quiet because they're imagining having lots of kinky sex.

-I went out with this librarian the other night, and I thought she'd be prude, but at the end of the night she let me tie her up and spank her. She was nice and kinky

well this is all for today, see ya!!

Letter J - "Jesus"

1-Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

-Jesus:be nice to others.

2-The dude who mows my lawn.

-Jesus, you missed a spot.

3-A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

-Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

4-Jesus lived a really long time ago in the Holy Land. He taught a lot of people to be nice to each other. He told stories, called parables, to help people understand about heaven and blah..bla..bablah..ba..blah..bablah..blah

5-The guy who came and died on the cross to pay the debt of my sins.

-In the court...
Judge: Danapal, you have a debt.
Danapal: Yes,I am sorry, it won't happen again.

Jesus walks in and hands the judge the money I owe.

Danapal: Thank you Jesus!

6-A good answer for pretty much anything.

Billy: Hey Tom, what's the answer to #2?
Tom: Jesus.

7-One of the good guys.

-Apparantly Jesus saves people like Spider-man.

8-A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so that he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

9-Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.

Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

well this is all for today... maybe we will continue discosting this chapter on next class...

Letter I - "INTERNET"

1-A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

-The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

2-A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

-I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

3-A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

4-the what?

5-A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

-The sex industry owns the Internet now.

6-A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.

-Maria and Soila took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.

7-A net used to capture rogue interns.

-Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency

Jappanese Eye Test

Today I'm putting a image that a friend email me a couple of day... well... just read and follow what it says...



the funny thing is that after i did it, i realize that i didn't need to do that to my poor eyes, putting it a litter faraway and you can see fine...
but well, if I'm not %^#!*&~`#... i wouldn't be Wendy, jejeje

Letter E- "Erection"

1->The way a native Japanese man or woman pronounce, election.

-BTW, next week is Erection Day, right?

2->The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

-This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again.

3->When blood flows from one head to the other.

-I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my penis because she thought it was my phone.

4->The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

-"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

5->When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.

-The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.

6->A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.

-The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.

7->the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
->an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
->an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
->the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
->boing!

-In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.

Well this is all.... Have a nice day...

Well... If you're broke and need some shoe repair, look no further than the "Do It Yourself (well sort of) Shoe Repair" course at the University of Serxy Druck Heo. (OR UofSDH for short)

Step one: find a broken ass shoe that needs fixing.
Step two: Take a picture of the area where the shoe needs repair to post it on your blog.

Step three: Go to the Dollar Store and spend 1.25$ on heavy black rubber gloves.
Step four: cut out the shape you will need to fix one or both shoes.


Step five: Apply contact cement (also from the dollar store) to the area of the shoe that needs fixing and apply the rubber cutout of the glove mentioned in steps four and five.

Step Six: After pressing hard on the contact cement and the rubber for about three minutes the patch should look like this.

Step seven: To the naked eye your shoe will look perfectly normal, only you will know that you paid 2.25$ for halfassed repairs as opposed to 20$ from your local shoe repair shop.
Step eight: Don't tell your friends because well, let's face it. DYI shoe repair might possibly be the most ghetto thing in the universe to do. On the flipside, you might wanna tell your friends because it might get you some well deserved street cred... I doubt it, but it's worth a shot.

Well kids, that concludes today's lesson. I hope you have all learned something valuable here today. I know I didn't.

MUCHACHO ENFERMO